Are they blind? ^_^ (Please see message at the bottom)

When I was just a kid, I dreamt of joining the Miss Universe pageant (I always played with barbie dolls, and I always attributed the skinny girls in the said pageant to these dolls and used to think they were what I wanted to be). I knew I had to grow up skinny and sexy. I was scared of the thought of being overweight and having excess fat in my stomach. Then I grew up.

When I was in high school, I really had no problems in losing weight. I was an active basketball player, and was always into some game (maybe also due to the environment in the dorm) – so metabolism was fast. I really wondered why some other people would have a hard time peeling those extra pounds off when there are just so many things to do! When I went home for summer, I loved swimming all day long – with my cousins’ company (even though I gobbled off packs of junk food and barrels of coke). I climbed a lot of trees (just a pasttime you know, I know what you’re thinking! =P), and despite all the activities, still managed to eat a lot. I felt I was so lucky despite the large amounts of food I consume – I still remain skinny. Then I graduated from high school.

The first time I felt myself beginning to grow fat, I welcomed the thought. I was the ever skinny girl since I was still a baby (premature baby, 2.5lbs and I embraced any amount of fat that could stick with me). I never knew I’d keep weight and gain weight. I did. Then I realized that I really took things for granted.

I’m a little overweight now (not really that much, maybe an excess of 5 pounds). I know that’s not so difficult to lose but for me it really is. I have been trying to lose it for months now and nothing has been effective. And I guess I’m still gaining weight. I’ve become acquainted with this voice telling me not to eat extras especially in parties and food trips. Sometimes I just can’t help it! I wish I could concoct a way in which I could coax and discipline myself into losing weight.

But despite all things, I’m happy. That’s really what matters most. And I’m alive.

Thank God.

So – ’bout the invitation below? Is this a joke? LOL. At least it made me laugh and I started my day with a smile.

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Invitation From New Star Modelling Agency

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Hi Waxiedoodle ,

This is Peter from New Star Modelling Agency Based In United States, we are looking for Simple Looking Models from Philippines to work as FACE models, Commercial Models, Magazines Models due to High Demand in Simple Looks.

This is a 100% real job. New Star Models -
+1 718-407-4990 Call us to verify.
Website : www.newstarmodel.i67.org

Requirements :

*Pleasant and Simple Looking
*Able to speak basic english
*Passion in modelling
*Able to work for at least 6 months to 1 year or more overseas
*For Female models, the minimium requirement height is at least 5′ 1 tall.
*For Male models, the minimium requirement height is at least 5′ 6 tall.
*Age range from 18 to 26 max
*Still Schooling or Already Working ? No Problem.
You can still apply to join our agency as our models.
We will place you in our waiting list.
We will contact you when there is any job avaliable in near future.